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Embarassing Story and Such

May 8, 2007 · 17 Comments

Faith’s Questions

Favorite vacation destination?Costa Rica!  It was gorgeous!  Simply loved it.  You can read about this trip over here.What do you like most and least about yourself?That’s a toughie.  What I like most is that I am an eternal optimist.  I am always hoping for the best, and in general keep a more cheery disposition.  I do plan for the worst though, but that is the practical side of me.  I plan for the worst, but hope, dream, and cheer for the best.  I can honestly say that infertility certainly took this character trait by the horns and tested me.  I would say my optimism won 85% of the time. (Being realistic about that percentage.) If you could be any food what would you pick?

Hot sauce, because it spices life up, and is only for the brave (or incredibly stupid, but I prefer brave!)Most embarassing story!?!Oh, I cannot even believe I am going to tell this story.  Well, the only people I know in real life that don’t already know it are my in-laws, and they can handle it.  (Hi in-laws!)  Let’s rewind back seven years ago.  I was in a pretty serious car accident, and damaged my inner ears (a vestibular disorder.)  As a result, I could not pack my home, and my shit for brains ex-husband (yes, ex-husband and most definitely deserves to be called shit for brains) had to do it.   We were moving from South Carolina to the Syracuse, NY area.  Since we were going to be staying with my parents until we found an apartment, we rented a storage area.  Both of my parents, my brother, and my best friend met us at the storage unit to help uload the truck.  I truly appreciated their help since, my balance was terrible and all that bending over was not going to be possible. 

SFBEX (shit for brains ex-husband) did a real bang up job packing, because some boxes were overloaded while others were half empty.  Well, SFBEX  must have done a crappy job taping several boxes, because my dad picked one up and the bottom gave out.  The contents spilled everywhere…dirty magazines, s.ex games, videos, and down the truck’s ramp my vibrator rolled.  I could have DIED.  I swear to you if it had turned on, I would have had to move to a foreign country just to recover from the pure embarassment.  My family found this to be the funniest thing they had ever seen!  I on the other hand, ran quicker than lighting to snag the vibrator, and threw it into the trees behind the unit. 

It took a while to live that one down!  There you have it…

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